Karl-Heinz Meschbach
"The Faux Meister"








During a recent visit to Japan, my students made inquiries regarding the preparations of surfaces for painting. Such basic questions are of course very good and relevant. Surprising, is how few bother to ask such of their colleagues, teachers and manufacturers. More so these are in fact important questions you should ask of yourself.

Many a painter, or if you prefer artist, today appear to avoid such trivial matters, being much to basic for their evolved standing in an illustrious field. They leave these matters to others, who in their opinion, appear dumb enough to execute such subservient pursuits.

At times I admit to having come to avoiding answering questions regarding the proper preparation of surfaces. My answer often may be a simple - "Use your own best judgment".

In a time when Quick-Fix methods and materials are en vogue, my old fashioned, even if time-tested ways are sure to hit a sour note with people who can't wait for a paint to dry.

It is difficult to change peoples habits or re-adjust their methods no matter how much they are in error. Today people set out to "create" pretty pictures, where they should first strive to paint things of lasting value.   As a apprentice and Journeyman I was not allowed, nor would I have dreamed of painting a single decorative stroke till I perfected the preparations for it. My livelihood and future depended on it.

Back to the class in Japan........near the end of a rather condensed dissertation regarding priming and under-coating, a student bolted straight out of her chair with a startled: "Are you sure?" 

YES!   Indeed I was and still am sure. This because I have spent near 45 years evaluating and testing the act, as have generations of Guild Painters before me.

Still, it brought me to think! Not so much regarding the right or wrong of "my" way of selecting and preparing "my" surfaces for "my work"; more so as to where conventional advice and practice comes from.  Simply put, the roots of recent accepted practices are amateur. Most all Decorative Painters of today have their beginning as a Hobbyist or interested Novice. This, with the rare exception, alike for the student, teacher, author and the self-professed practitioner of varying background and ability.
And yes, you may ask me some day ( but only if I am in a generous mood ) my opinion regarding a to often self-indulging, stupefying "Educational" industry in general and related TV programs in particular. Realize that this decorative painting market is dominated and serving the do-it-your-self amateur, not the trained and/or experienced trades men and women of the traditional craft.

Many of the materials, tools and techniques made available today are made for mass-consumption, thus principally for the rank amateur. It is, in great part, these qualities , or the lack of such, which in turn prevent you from excelling in the crafts.


"At work painting the main entry to Aveda Spa in Winsconsin"
Also be very aware of the fact that a profit motivated industry will address the mass consumer, not the specific needs of the individual or the craft in general. Be skeptical, even of I, knowing that many of those offering "expert" advice have sold shoes or announced the weather till the day before!

If you follow a herd of sheep, before long, you are likely to step into their compost.

It is, to an old grouchy craftsman, truly endearing and fascinating to witness, after a long creative drought, how today many a painter develops their craft to high levels of skill and artistry. At the same time, it is bewildering that so few bother to develop their basic painting skills alongside those which are the more creative. Realize that only if these basic tasks are performed well, will your work have a fair chance to endure time. Thus it may last not only for coming years, but for decades, perhaps centuries.

I do not have any personal interest or benefit in what methods and materials you choose. Each of us is free to decide which is best for our own, and our clients work and best interests. This in harmony with our best ethics and our customers wishes. Being able to, and serving a client well is not only professional, ethical and honorable; it always was and perhaps still is Good Business.

"Nuts"
Remember this too………….



Your best creative and artistic effort is but a very thin layer which is sandwiched between your surface, its preparations and your final sealer or varnish!

Your work will fail, leaving nothing but a fleeting, good or bad memory, with the failure of what is beneath and above it.

You must develop "all" your painting skills, even the basic alongside those which are indeed creative and artistic. In exploring and analyzing your options you may just find that applying a coat of acrylic or kilz type product onto a raw wood base may not prove adequate in the long run.

Sorry Schatzie, a song and prayer, not looking back, the promises of your friendly manufacturer, paint peddler or teacher may not be adequate in protecting your work. They all will be gone before your last check has been cashed or the paint begins to fall off.

Sure, I may be a fossil, a dinosaur or sorts, who spent the first year of his apprenticeship learning, what most of today's Decorative Painters would call beneath them …BASICS. This was followed by spending two more years developing Fundamentals. Then, after certification, devoting a lifetime building upon this sold base, nurturing, developing and expanding it. Yes, some cynic may argue that I am a slow learner, but I did learn plenty, from the ground up and I learned it well.


After Klimt
17.5"X15"
Oil on Cardboard
Today we live in an uneasy, impatient time. A world of small investments of time, money and talent, for inflated profits.

Buy a book, watch a few enlightening segments of TLC and HG type TV. Take a little class, say for a short week or two at the "Famous Painting School" and emerge a bona fide, certified professional.

Listening to many of the "Pro's" of book, magazine, school and television fame tell it, such initial investment entitles you to a life long weekly return of the sum total of what cash you did spend on your limited education. I have been asked why I was not on Miss-educational TV. Frankly I find many of their programs amusing at best, and insult and destructive to our craft at worse. Many a host and participating guest in this kind of Entertainment appear to be generated out of a virtual Decorative Twilight Zone. Some have as much akin with education as has the Rocky Horror Picture show.

My question ( and this in all candor ), What self-respecting artist and painter would want to be part of such trivia. This not to say bull-shit because the later is, as fertilizer, as least useful. Even though they smell much the same.

The only way and reason an artist or teacher should participate in such shows would be if "they " are first "qualified" and second have a large measure of control over the production.

Recently one of the silly little Decorators, or Designers as they like to be called, came, ( apparently after a good nights sleep ) on to the screen telling her tiny worker imps, who had already begun painting a wall ( as usual in the middle of it ) . . . in a burnished orange.

"I have the whole thing up here ( pointing at her hair ), If we don't like it ( when finished ) we can always give it a white woashhhh ( wash )". Normally I would not mention this, because it is simply all to common - yet exactly that should bother us.

We hear of Decorative Arteests ( yes Arteests because they can't possibly be on a par with Artists ) who tell, with pride, that they have created finishes which involve eight glazes.

I have never had a need to apply more than two glazes over a colored base for a fine Tiffany or broken color technique. Never more that four/five for the most intriguing faux mabre. It should occur, even to someone impaired, that after the fifth/sixth glaze, the coverage should be such as to obscure virtually any evidence of the first glaze, much less the base color.


Likely much the same scenario as before, someone half cocked, schmiers up a wall with glaze, comes back the next day and realizes it is still ugly. Tries to improve it by adding another ugly glaze. Returns again, and again to do the same thing over and over till they slither away to grow a new hide, depleting the clients patience and budget.

Sunshine, a paying clients home is not the place to experiment and practice. This you do at home, in your basement , before you sell your humble service. It is part of the dues we all should be willing to pay.

And, sorry Schatz, paying your dues is not measured in dollars. In the end expect only to get out.. what you put into it. This includes time, sweat, tears and love. It requires a stubborn pursuit of excellence; of competing not with others but with yourself.

If you wish to be a true crafts man or women, then become one, behave and work like one. Prove that you are of value that you respect and are a master of your self and our craft.



Or be a Charlatan and Dauber. Forever a Fly-by-Night Professional Amateur, who's only measure of value is money and what he, or she can get away with.


Be of service, Sunshine, and remember that Serving does not a Servant Make.

Karl-Heinz



Karl-Heinz Meschbach
Atelier of Finer Arts and Decorative Painting
148 Carpenter Street, PO BOX 533
Dushore PA 18614
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